Stand up meetings are perfect for developers since we all know developers hate standing up for anything. Since stand up meetings encourage attendees to be concise with their updates, why don’t we start doing treadmill meetings to provide more encouragement. This would give the pigs a good jump start and keep their minds active all day. I also recommend that the chicken’s treadmill be set on run, not to further deter them from attending, but to ensure that they are attending this meeting because they need to. Chickens aren’t allowed to speak anyway, now they won’t be able to with all that running.